Sips Sophisticated Brews Pillows

Scientists have confirmed that caffeine is either good or bad for you

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Wine Lady

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'You've had enough!'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

A Poet

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Tea Snob.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Lite Beer.

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Cocktails and Peacocks

BEER BELLY

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'The truly enlightened don't NEED beer coolers!'