Sips Sophisticated Brews Prints

Scientists have confirmed that caffeine is either good or bad for you

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Wine Lady

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'You've had enough!'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

A Poet

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Tea Snob.

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Cocktails and Peacocks

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Lite Beer.

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

BEER BELLY

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

"Here's an idea son, stop trying to order our drinks by text and get yourself up to the bar!"

... and fermentation is computer-controlled by a piquant little microchip from the southern slopes of Silicon Valley.