Sip-sational Pillows

I like a screw-cap for the convenience, but I like a cork for

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

My first mistake.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"House red, sir?"

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

Rose Wine

"Handsome isn't he? And I've heard he's the Head Bed Bug in a five-star hotel too..."

"Who'd believe our luck?"

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'

"Alcoholic? The way you say it, you make it sound like an insult."

Carpool karaoke

"Are you a foodie?"

"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."

"I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus."

Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.

This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes THIS, was the WILD WEST!

'Yeah, we're in Napa Valley.'

'Hey Bruce, good-on-yer-mate! It was a good idea of yours to set-up as a tobacconist and start selling alcohol... it certainly gets over the no-smoking legislation!'

"You're five now, Lance. You've got to let go of four."

"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."

A wine enthusiast takes advantage of recycling system.