Sip And Giggle Gifts

Two wine tasters

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"River well stocked this year."

A baby playing on a grand piano

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

A mum trying to dry an excited child

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

T-rex takes a selfie

"What would you serve with toast?"

At the baby oil factory.

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Ladder in a lift shard.

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

"More wine?"

Unfortunately, the dominant lion was also a very picky eater.

'Back so soon?'

"I'm not on board with this."

"Alcoholic? The way you say it, you make it sound like an insult."

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

'Psst. I got a powerful feeling Jimbo has a full house.'

'Uh oh....perhaps not Heaven.'

Sometimes I regret choosing a fitted sheet.

"My feelings about her continue to evolve."

To counteract the pub bore Al cultivated the ancient art of sleeping with his eyes open.

'Owned by a little old lady?... That explains all the kitty litter.'

Airlines - Arrivals - Departures - People kicked off flights due to overbooking.