Sinus Struggle Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'Gesundheit.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

In, Out, Complain.

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

Complaints departement for men and women.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

Euro crisis: abandon ship.

Moanathon.

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."