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My nose is streaming with hayfever today. - '*sniff*' - 'Hayfever is a sign of weakness.' - 'Why do you say that?' - 'You have weak sinuses, therefore you are weak. Duh.'

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

Wotan with eye patch

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

'I finally feel I've got job security.'

The Museum of Swine Art.

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

"I see a huge spider on the wall ... whatever you do, do not move!"

'Hi, I'm your new genie. Your old genie has been arrested for influence, peddling, bribery and misuse of power.'

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

'Yeah...but maybe there's such a thing as looking too natural.'

'Can I borrow your Local Access Directory?'

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

Grim Reaper tries to hitchhike.

The night cows fell on Alabama.

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

'The book isn't a self-help book, it's telling you that dogs aren't as important as humans.'

"I—I miss my frog wife."

"I have no idea what you are babbling about, and why aren't you working on the tower."

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

Two Voices in the Air (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

'How do you like the new solar-enhancing windows dear?'

The tip of the iceberg

Toy Story 47

"I feel like every time I turn into a swan there's this expectation of sex."