Sinking Ship Scholar Pillows

'Duty calls madam, a little matter of going down with my ship.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The Bookworm

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Too big to fail

Romans.

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Medical Student

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

School of Fish

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

'They say it's unsinkable.'

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

'I'm not sure it's legal for us to take you home if you've lost your passport.'

Good Ship Lollipop

Book Sailing

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Pulling the Anchor Out

Beach days.

Surfboarder reading.

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

"My report is on a man ahead of his time: Email Zola."

"It looks very different when the tides out"

'You'll never get anywhere in life with a diligent attitude like that!'

Grief Counsellor and Grim Reaper knocking on a door.