Sinking Ship Scholar Prints

'Duty calls madam, a little matter of going down with my ship.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The Bookworm

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Too big to fail

Romans.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Medical Student

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

School of Fish

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'They say it's unsinkable.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Book Sailing

'I'm not sure it's legal for us to take you home if you've lost your passport.'

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

Good Ship Lollipop

Pulling the Anchor Out

Beach days.

Surfboarder reading.

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

"My report is on a man ahead of his time: Email Zola."

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

"It looks very different when the tides out"

'You'll never get anywhere in life with a diligent attitude like that!'