Sinking Enthusiast Prints

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Where Indian ink came from.

Fish snorkling above water.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Lifesaver!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Shakespeare in the clink

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Making fun of Starfish.

A family playing in the sea

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Trees tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

clown fish

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Children playing around a water pump

"I thought it was deeper here."