Sinking Enthusiast Mugs

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Where Indian ink came from.

Fish snorkling above water.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Lifesaver!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Shakespeare in the clink

Making fun of Starfish.

A family playing in the sea

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Children playing around a water pump

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Freddie's water

Trees tattoo