Diving Aficionado Prints

Pathetic...

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Extra Long-jump

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Cupid and parachutists.

Making fun of Starfish.

"He chases submarines."

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"What's that clicking sound?"

"#skydiving"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.