Deep Dive Aficionado Prints

"This is my new pool Rodney...yeah, I know it doesn't take up too much of the garden but it is 100ft deep!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Scuba cow"

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"He chases submarines."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Making fun of Starfish.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Shark Chum

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Dry Cleaning

"What's that clicking sound?"

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

'Is it labor day already?'

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'