Singles Night Fan Pillows

Peg Party.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"She's just being Koi."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"Do you know what girls want?"

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

And that's why I'm still single!

"Something from our wine list?"

"Do you really care or are you just being a good listener?"

Me... And My... Shadow...

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

'Forget it, they're gay.'

'Those girls must be in a cone of silence. I talked to them and they acted like they couldn't hear me.'

Dorothy and the singles bar

'The lemon ice cream is delicious. What about yours?'

5-hour relationship drug.

Man marooned on island sets up bar for 'singles night'.

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'

Sue meets another Winner

'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'