Singlehood Adventurer Pillows

"I had half a date last weekend."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"This will be hilarious!"

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Desert Planet

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

A man with a rake on a desert island

Napoleon marches off alone

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Desert Island Raking

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Tough Love 2000

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

Sex shop

Chaplain Speedo: speed dating, express marriage, quick counseling, overnight divorce. Drive Thru.

"Awww! How long have you been married?"