Singlehood Adventurer Prints

"I had half a date last weekend."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"This will be hilarious!"

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Roller Coaster of Love

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Napoleon marches off alone

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

A man with a rake on a desert island

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Desert Planet

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Desert Island Raking

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

Tough Love 2000

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Sex shop

Chaplain Speedo: speed dating, express marriage, quick counseling, overnight divorce. Drive Thru.

'Believe me -- there's nothing worse than a clingy Klingon!'