Newly Single Adventurer Prints

'I always wondered what I'd do without your father and I found out I do quite well!'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"This will be hilarious!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

The perfect man

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"I had half a date last weekend."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Desert Planet

Mate Mart

Russian Dating.

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Napoleon marches off alone

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

"She said don't forget the straw."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Borrow the Bag?

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'