Single Track Aficionados Pillows

"No one buys albums anymore so we've decided to release a concept single."

The Brothers Grime

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Runner going through hurdles.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Moving into an office while it's being built.

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

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'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"A man and his choo-choo."

Pit Stop for Track and Field

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

"His coach's dog!"

The Finish Line

Confusion at the Race

Friends Of The Turf

'You must learn to let the discus go.'

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

Snakes on a Train

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

'This should be interesting.'