Single Track Aficionados Pillows

"No one buys albums anymore so we've decided to release a concept single."

The Brothers Grime

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

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Runner going through hurdles.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

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'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

Moving into an office while it's being built.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

My wife! My best friend! My matching tracksuit!

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Linford Christie

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

Friends Of The Turf

The Finish Line

"His coach's dog!"

'You must learn to let the discus go.'

Snakes on a Train

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

Confusion at the Race