Single Sibling T-Shirts

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

"I want you to meet Dave. You'll get a kick out of his money."

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

'No! I've learned my lesson. No more blind dates for me.' 'But Jenny's different. She doesn't even have a nice personality.'

'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?'

'Speed rejection evening.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Will somebody tell him to hurry up and that he's not on Blind Date."

'You want a 'Paris Hilton' lookalike, do you? -- You seem more like the 'Motel 6' type.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

"Bond James, Bond."

The Art Student.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

At the Museum

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.