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Plunger Face Blind Date.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Women who Read Too Much

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

'She saw right through me.'

Book Igloo

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

"Isn't that false advertising?"

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

Book lovers

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

A Higgs Bosun

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

Moby Dick by Herman Melville. Reader's Block.

'The poor thing -- her therapist recommended divorce, and she isn't even married.'

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

Great literary festival heckles.