Single Life Celebrator T-Shirts

The PERFECTLY HAPPY BEING ALONE BOAT

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Emotional Bling

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Congratulations!

Scot holding a heart.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Cheers to being a person."

Free love

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"I'm running a loose ship."

Home for Seniors.

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"It's surprising, the number of men who would give their left arm to spend the night with me."

Closing Laugh Singles Bar

'Hey baby - where you been all my lives?'

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'Our names aren't here so let's go for a drink!'

The simple pleasures of living alone....

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

'If you're God's gift to women, I'd rather just have the money.'

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

"So, this is Becky. She's single and she's totally your type."

"So those two men are getting married?"

5-hour relationship drug.

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Will you be our surrogate?"

Happy Anniversary

Wedding Days.

Christmas party for the home worker

Two grooms dancing.

Bachelor pad.