Single Life Appreciation T-Shirts

"Fred and Sarah, Helen and Joe, Carol and Andy, this is Marcia and nobody."

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Do you know what girls want?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'Are you seeing anybody?'

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

"Finally - my dating app just launched a 'Why am I seeing this loser?' feature."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Cute... But way too young."

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"Day 973: Still no sign of Mister Right..."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

'I hate singles bars. It's like window shopping...you know, looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.'

Happy Hour

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

'Hey baby - where you been all my lives?'

Dating site algorithms never die, they just get re-formulated

'I live with grand fantasies Harold.'

Extrovert/Introvert.