Single Life Celebrator Pillows

The PERFECTLY HAPPY BEING ALONE BOAT

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Emotional Bling

Scot holding a heart.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Cheers to being a person."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Congratulations!

Free love

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"I'm running a loose ship."

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

'Hey baby - where you been all my lives?'

"It's surprising, the number of men who would give their left arm to spend the night with me."

Closing Laugh Singles Bar

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'Our names aren't here so let's go for a drink!'

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

The simple pleasures of living alone....

'If you're God's gift to women, I'd rather just have the money.'

"So, this is Becky. She's single and she's totally your type."

"So those two men are getting married?"

5-hour relationship drug.

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Will you be our surrogate?"

Wedding Days.

Christmas party for the home worker

Happy Anniversary

Bachelor pad.

Two grooms dancing.

"I've changed the locks and taken out a restraining order, so no, I won't be your valentine."