Single Dad Gifts

Fathers are Heroes

"What's wrong with Dad? He says the days aren't big enough to do everything he needs to do."

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"Dad, the school wants to know if you can be a tutor."

Jack Vinton, single parent stalker.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"That's mine!"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Doughboy Dad

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"Which one's mine?"

"Which one's yours?"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"It's a dependent!"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life