Single And Navigating Mugs

Just because you can pick up a dumbell at the gym doesn't mean you have to date him!

Island of Lost Guys.

"OK, now what?"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"Isn't that false advertising?"

"I need a man who will commit."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'She saw right through me.'

'The poor thing -- her therapist recommended divorce, and she isn't even married.'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

He's Tasty!

Augmented reality check

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"

"Careful Nora. There's nothing worse than a bad oyster!"

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"Admit it, we're lost."