Single And Navigating Gifts

Just because you can pick up a dumbell at the gym doesn't mean you have to date him!

Island of Lost Guys.

"OK, now what?"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

'She saw right through me.'

"I need a man who will commit."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Can't find your office, doc?"

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

Augmented reality check

He's Tasty!

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

'The poor thing -- her therapist recommended divorce, and she isn't even married.'

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"Careful Nora. There's nothing worse than a bad oyster!"

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

I knitted him for you..