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"We need more video-tutorials to help us reach the high notes."

'I sent out for everything.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

Dating the efficiency expert.

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Tenors

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

Pirate King

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

A singer being criticised

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'