Singing Strategists Mugs

"We need more video-tutorials to help us reach the high notes."

'I sent out for everything.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

Dating the efficiency expert.

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

Tenors

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

A singer being criticised

Pirate King

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."