Spirited Songster Mugs

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Non-Denominational Carols

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Drunken singers in a public house

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'The music business.'

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Thomas Dorsey.

"I wrote a song, but it's not finished. You wanna hear it?"

Subway Chanteys

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"I like sad songs."

Cut it Sister

Seven dwarfs sing at bus stop in the pouring rain, to the annoyance of another commuter.

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'

Bob Dylan Fan Club

'I'm signing you up!!'

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

'It needs more soul.'

"We need more video-tutorials to help us reach the high notes."

Musician

"You can always learn to yodel like the rest of us!"