Singing Dreams Pillows

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Swinging on a star.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

A Fairytale Update

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"That is an outrageous slur."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Wolf Karaoke

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'