Singing Dreams T-Shirts

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Louis Armstrong

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Swinging on a star.

A Fairytale Update

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

George Michael

"That is an outrageous slur."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Wolf Karaoke

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'