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'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

JimmyFest 2006

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

One-man show: Only one man shows up in audience.

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

"Listen up, my fine people, and I'll sing you a song, 'bout a brave neurosurgeon who done something wrong."

"Okay, who's singing 'How great thou Arrrrrrrrt?"

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'This next song is about setting boundaries, and how now I wish I had.'

The sound of mucus.

Rick decides to save his real lyrics for when someone is actually listening.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Rod Stewart

'I'm a huge fan of yours, I've downloaded all your songs from the internet!'

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas with the In-Your-Face Country Carollers"

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass

Six jazz instruments.

'I'm singing in disdain...'

'Cause I'm a cowboy in a steel pen I hiiiiide and I'm wanted grilled or stir-friiiiied!'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Choir Sections

Barry Manilow explores new directions and finally connects with his target audience

'100% Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

'Oh, you WERE singing?... Sorry, I thought you were clearing your throat.'

'He sings better in the bath.'