Sing-along Skipper Pillows

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Sleeping through new year celebrations

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

Singalong.

New York Sightseeing Cruises

Crime Prevention Seminar

Sailing

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."

"Didn't I send you out for some fish nets?"

'Cattle Driver.'

Trilby - 'The Chairman'.

"I'm skipping 'Happy Hour,' Carl—it's Friday night—zen tennis clinic at the shul."

"What do I know about opera? Well, the soloists don't like it when you join in at the top of your voice!"

Jolly for Jones.

'I started to read the headline but then my mind wandered.'