Sinfully Healthy Pillows

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Secretive Weigh In.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Exercising

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Running

Wash your hands

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Olive Oil

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

Heart Health Levels