Sinful Sippers Pillows

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

Special Place in Hell...

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

Seven deadly sins store

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

"It appeals to pride, greed, lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice."

Envy, gluttony, green and lust.

Racing to Hell

"That brings us to your search history."

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

Latte Day Saints

"Is the vodka fresh?"

"Are you sure you should be on this list?!"

SLOTH...still at lunch

"I hate being considered the lesser of two evils."

Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.

Smoking in Hell. Smoker revels in Hells smoking policy.

"What about that day in 1967 when you called your dedicated teacher 'Old Lady Johnson'?"

"What seems to be yer problem Art?"

'You were okay as a sinner, but I've seen worse.' 'That's what we call damning with faint praise.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Confessional Options

I figured if I've gotta be one of the deadly sins, it might as well be greed.

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already what you just confessed on your blog.'