Sinful Sippers Pillows

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

Special Place in Hell...

Seven deadly sins store

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

Envy, gluttony, green and lust.

"It appeals to pride, greed, lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice."

"Are you sure you should be on this list?!"

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

Racing to Hell

"That brings us to your search history."

"Is the vodka fresh?"

"I hate being considered the lesser of two evils."

SLOTH...still at lunch

Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.

"What about that day in 1967 when you called your dedicated teacher 'Old Lady Johnson'?"

"What seems to be yer problem Art?"

Smoking in Hell. Smoker revels in Hells smoking policy.

'You were okay as a sinner, but I've seen worse.' 'That's what we call damning with faint praise.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Confessional Options

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already what you just confessed on your blog.'

"Only St. Bernards are allowed in."