Sinful Jester Gifts

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"We're following Carrot Top."

At the 2021 Religious Games

Gooseberry Fool...

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Excommunicate Me.

Fishing Contest

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

Never poke fun.

'It's the simple things.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."