Sinful Jester Gifts

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"We're following Carrot Top."

Gooseberry Fool...

At the 2021 Religious Games

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Excommunicate Me.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Fishing Contest

'Make sport of the Queen.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

'It's the simple things.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

Never poke fun.

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'