Sincerity Skeptic Pillows

"A few of us are going out later to pretend like we're having a good time if you'd like to join."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Alternative Medicine

"God works in mysterious ways."

The suggestion box.

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Suggestions Box

"I totally meant to do that."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."