Sin-savvy Observers Pillows

"But attendance is up."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

The Manipulation of Justice

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

"I just reviewed your life...Here's your handbasket."

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

"How can a fund that's loosing us money call itself socially responsible?"

'I know I just met you, but I already hate you. It saves time.'

"At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we shall remember them."

"My comfort zone is some distance away from the brink but close enough to see competitors go over it."

Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial.

Trolling on social media

'Yes, we;re a value-orientated investment fund.'

'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.'

"I died in Buffalo."

"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

'Impressive! You've accumulated the sins of a man three times your age.'

'You realise this isn't a sure thing? You're up here on a one-hundred billion year trial.'

"AA-ARGH!"