Sin Aficionado Gifts

"Talk about ticking all the boxes - lust, anger, greed, envy, price, gluttony and sloth."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

Back to school.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Beer Stall

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

They get into debt so fast these days...

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Join me in a beer?

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'