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"Talk about ticking all the boxes - lust, anger, greed, envy, price, gluttony and sloth."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Beer Stall

Happy thoughts

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

They get into debt so fast these days...

'Malty tasking.'

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Join me in a beer?

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"Pardon my glove."