Sin Aficionados T-Shirts

Don't unfavorable compare "Pride" to any of the other deadly sins. He hates being called "the lesser of two evils."

'It's been a long time since we've had anyone in for sloth.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Back to school.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"Pardon my glove."

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Party Party!

robot in car

Funky Facts: USA.

Soccer Moms

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

Football Angel

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

Dog and frog playing football.

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

"Are you anybody?"

"He shows enormous potential."

Acne Automation Works Outing

Campaign for Surreal Ale.

The Robot's Trophy

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'