Sim City T-Shirts

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

"Welcome to the future"

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

King Kongs first christmas

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Walking To School Simulator

Party Time!

Slow food restaurant

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

Future Micro MGR.

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"You didn't say this was a business lunch!"

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

"I told you shaken, not stirred."

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

Teddy sweeping up zzz

Sidewalk the game

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"Goal!"

Al's Skylines

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'