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"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

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"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

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"We're here, Harry."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

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The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

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Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

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"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

'Say when.'

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

"That's right, sir, you did book a table for four but you didn't say anything about chairs."

Mystical Marty's only problem with paying the rent was keeping the quarters from sticking together.

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Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'

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'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

"Baldo, you never kissed your tia Felipa goodbye before!"

"I love these antasy games. In this one I'm Kevin from accounts."

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

"To clear the screen, turn it upside down and shake."