
Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares
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Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares
Handle With Care
Aging Support Group
"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"
'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'
"I noticed a few browns."
"I've made a list of lists we need to make."
"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"
"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."
"I look forward to growing dead with you."
'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'
I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.
Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.
Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'
Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.
Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background
"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."
'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'
"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."
Antique silver
Life begins at 60
Bad times for retirees.
"Marie, are you still driving?"
"I increase my small pension by working as an expert on selling anti-incontinence products!"
"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."
'You keep asking me to change when I can't remember what from.'
'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'
Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'
"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."
"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."
"Agnes is so crushing on him."
"What the hell - a second adolescence is better than a second childhood."
"Dude has got his s**t together!"
'He's our new Geriatric specialist!'
"That's right, sir, you did book a table for four but you didn't say anything about chairs."
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