Silver Splitters Gifts

'You do want me to recover from this heart attack, don't you, Cynthia?'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"I don't know who you are!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

caring for the elderly in Cuba

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Screenior citizen

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

"Don't overdo it, dear."

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

"Because of the war can we split this?"

"That's right, sir, you did book a table for four but you didn't say anything about chairs."

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

"To save me from losing it on the bends, I swear by a smearing of denture fixative."

'In my fantasy retirement league, I'm having a great time.'

Mobility Park.

"Sombody say MOUSE?"