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New York Scatological society.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Niche Extracurriculars

New York Scatological Society

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Pole Vaulting Club

Lobster a la Riseholme!

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

Pizzas

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

"I thanked my teacher for teaching us so well and she fainted."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Shall we join the ladies?'

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

Playing Footsies.

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'A pint! Have you got any ID?'

Edith Wharton

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"...and those are cheese and cucumber..."

Don Pasquale sitting

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"From now on it will be God, the Holy Non binary, God the Holy Cisgender and God the..."

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'