Silly Shoe Shopper Pillows

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Please enter your pin now.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"Does it come with magnets?"

Jumble Sale

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Seven deadly sins store

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

'Got any cud flavour?'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Just the fresh chicken.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

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