Silly Shoe Shopper Prints

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Please enter your pin now.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Jumble Sale

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Seven deadly sins store

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Shoppers of Mystery.

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

"Another impulse purchase?"

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

Customers who bought this also bought...

'Just the fresh chicken.'

'Got any cud flavour?'

Budget cure

Fake Diplomas

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"