Shoe Shopping Struggle Pillows

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

"There's no business like shoe business."

Shoe Outlet

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

"I think the sign says World's Greatest Chew Treat Store Ever!"

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

'This is your global positioning system. Turn right at the next light. The first store on your left has a sale on shoes.'

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

'Aren't E-books the best Think of all those empty shelves we can put our shoes on'

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

Shoes

'You've not been panic buying shoes again?'

"We didn't have your size, so I brought out some equally ugly styles in the same price range."