Silly Mosquito Misadventurer T-Shirts

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

The Last Mosquito

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Mosquito Test + Taste

Fighting Malaria

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

"Wait, wait, I know this one! Twelve Smith street, that's a tricky one! Two adults, two kids: Ab, O, A, B. . ."

Mosquito Carry Out

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'Gesundheit'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

Zika sexually transmitted

"You spoil that mosquito!"

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

A conversation between a golfer and a mosquito. You and I probably use the phrase "getting 18 holes in" differntly.

'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.'