Silly Mosquito Misadventurer Mugs

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

The Last Mosquito

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Mosquito Test + Taste

Fighting Malaria

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

Mosquito Carry Out

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

"Wait, wait, I know this one! Twelve Smith street, that's a tricky one! Two adults, two kids: Ab, O, A, B. . ."

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

'Gesundheit'

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

Zika sexually transmitted

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'

"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"

"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

"You spoil that mosquito!"

'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.'